tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337056659803732067.post5822338085414701234..comments2023-07-04T11:54:22.638+01:00Comments on Chancing My Arm: There is a chair, he is walking down the street with the shoesAndrewhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06170574944537866579noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337056659803732067.post-72757535615246591062009-06-22T21:17:14.757+01:002009-06-22T21:17:14.757+01:00Reminds me of the German jokes that went around.
...Reminds me of the German jokes that went around.<br /><br />-----<br /><br />Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?<br />She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly<br />low self-esteem.<br /><br />What do you call a cat with no tail?<br />A Manx cat.<br /><br />Why do undertakers wear ties?<br />Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their<br />appearance has a degree of gravitas.<br /><br />Why do women fake orgasms?<br />Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.<br /><br />Two men are sitting in a pub.<br />One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men<br />coming in and out of your wife's house.'<br />The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her<br />drug habit.'<br /><br />Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out<br />and runs away.<br />One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.<br /><br />Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?<br />Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell<br />pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.Twenty Majorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09371000451615091448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337056659803732067.post-46638630424779266492009-06-21T17:16:10.574+01:002009-06-21T17:16:10.574+01:00Kids, I have an almost limitless supply of these t...Kids, I have an almost limitless supply of these things, that's the beauty of them.<br /><br />Perhaps I should set up a separate blog just to house them.Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06170574944537866579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337056659803732067.post-9587072616070950162009-06-20T10:41:14.363+01:002009-06-20T10:41:14.363+01:00Doctor, doctor, I keep hearing voices.
You're...Doctor, doctor, I keep hearing voices.<br /><br />You're suffering from schizophrenia and will need to undergo years of psychiatric treatment, both medicinal and therapeutic.<br /><br />The email I read that on told it better.Radgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08120550799595771510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337056659803732067.post-13211601419671857412009-06-17T08:52:32.169+01:002009-06-17T08:52:32.169+01:00I am amused. Have more posts like this when you co...I am amused. Have more posts like this when you collect more anti-jokes!White Rabbithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15368243531637113066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337056659803732067.post-77752551945586808162009-06-17T00:42:55.841+01:002009-06-17T00:42:55.841+01:00I was busy last night so I'm gonna give a bit ...I was busy last night so I'm gonna give a bit of info about my links there.<br /><br />Yer man was brought on tour by Mark E Smith with the Fall to come onstage at the Falls scheduled start time and eat into it telling jokes like that on repeat, driving the drunken post-punky audience up the wall.Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10261762141073371095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337056659803732067.post-46399773096631988392009-06-16T10:12:33.787+01:002009-06-16T10:12:33.787+01:00By far my favourite anti-joke is:
Q. How many ele...By far my favourite anti-joke is:<br /><br />Q. How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?<br />A. One.emordinohttp://www.emesq.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337056659803732067.post-41850228946615487332009-06-16T08:46:07.611+01:002009-06-16T08:46:07.611+01:00I'm lolling <3I'm lolling <3Anniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06793047799910670620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337056659803732067.post-18726545948238495492009-06-16T00:33:47.014+01:002009-06-16T00:33:47.014+01:00heh, thanks, B. I'd never heard of him but tha...heh, thanks, B. I'd never heard of him but that's precisely the kind of thing i was going for. a colleague mentioned "anti-jokes" over lunch a few months ago and told me this one:<br />Two cows are standing in a field. a red fox darts out of a hedge and runs across the field and into a hole. One cow looks up and the other one just carries on eating grass. <br /><br />It tickled me hugely, for some reason. And last night when I couldn't sleep I started making up my own ones. I've no idea why.Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06170574944537866579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2337056659803732067.post-17332012381388019332009-06-16T00:18:05.219+01:002009-06-16T00:18:05.219+01:00Ted Chippington
http://www.duckworthsquare.com/fra...Ted Chippington<br />http://www.duckworthsquare.com/frankosonic/frankosonic/Ted%20Chippington%20-%20Human%20Being.mp3<br /><br />http://www.duckworthsquare.com/frankosonic/frankosonic/Ted%20Chippington%20-%20Ted%20Chippington.mp3<br /><br />There's the anti-comedian for you, I like him.Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10261762141073371095noreply@blogger.com