"Are you on Facebook, Andrew?"
"No."
He looks at me like I've just started dry-humping a life-size Margaret Thatcher doll.
"Oh, right. That's the only way I keep in contact with people now."
I didn't kick him in the shins, but nor did I feel guilty any longer for having gotten his new baby's gender wrong at the start of our conversation.
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- Born in 1457, Andrew spent his formative years hunting rattlesnakes on the banks of the Mississippi River. Tiring of this, he worked alongside Yasmine Bleeth as a stockbroker in New York, before jacking it in to join the Amish community. A briefly succesful music career in Japan followed before the sake got the better of him and he retired to an obscure part of the public sector in Ireland. He will be pleasantly astonished if anyone chooses to listen to him. He thinks he can spell really well. He feels bad about the rattlesnakes now.
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Andrew is ranked as the 27th best Baccarat player in the Portobello area.
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4 comment(s):
What a fucked up world we live in.
Oh dear!
Radge - Yup. Of course, the first text i got this morning was from that fucker, so he obviously was lying when he said that. I was a little worried that he'd somehow found this blog, but it turned out just to be a fairly spammy yoke about a gig he's involved in, so i continue to not feel bad.
Mary - Worse things happen, I suppose, but it annoyed me at thje time.
Anonymous - Are you any of those links even to porn? the URL for 'kl' in particular looks like a big sack of disappointment. You're going to force me to put word verification on, aren't you, you horrible Ukrainian spamming cunt? If I put on word verification I'll lose all my friends, and that makes me terribly sad.
My regards to Olga, she was passable at best.
Sigh... Sigh... Facebook... Sigh...
But as to word verification, I'll still visit.
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