RTÉ News' Review of 2009 concluded by listing the two things we have to look forward to in 2010:
Finding out if NAMA works or not.
The World Cup.
Someone in Montrose has a dark, dark sense of humour.
For better prospects, see David Mitchell.
My end of 2009 does not deserve a post of its own and ought to spend a long time in a dark, fetid dungeon thinking about what it did.
But my cultural highlights of the year include guffawing along to the hilarious antics of Neil Morrissey and Martin Clunes in Men Behaving Badly, the rollercoaster ride of Dan Brown's thrilling Da Vinci Code, the shock of Biddy's untimely demise in Glenroe, ribald and astounding videos on a global phenomenon people are calling 'The Youtube', and the sassy stylings of all-girl soul group Eternal.
Some sexy people, yesterday.
Yo, Andrew still down wit da kids, y'all.