Early blanking from Tony Fenton aside, Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip in Whelans was just the deadliest gig I've been to in a very long time. And that's not just because I don't go to very many gigs.
In other news, Captain Morgan is now my second favourite captain, sandwiched in between Birdseye and Smack.
well, it was only a top three. But, y'see, I judge my capatains on the efficiency with which thay reach their goals. Captain birdseye makes excellent Fish Fingers and looks suitably creepy around kids, Captain Morgan gets me handsomely rummed up, and cap'n Smack makes me laugh my bollocks off.
Captain Planet, fdespite his repeated insistence that he would,and definitely being something of a hero, did not 'take pollution down to zero.'
Gimme - I must confess to having been unfamiliar with Captain Caveman, so I checked him out on Youtube. He'll probably sneak into my top five. The Teen Angels will make it onto another special list of mine.
Sarah - yeah, guess he's pretty cool. I think he loses marks for his sheer ubiquity, as Captain Birdseye woulda done once upon a time. He's hip and underground now, though. Probably all the hanging out with kids that did it. Political correctness gone mad, as they say.
Born in 1457, Andrew spent his formative years hunting rattlesnakes on the banks of the Mississippi River. Tiring of this, he worked alongside Yasmine Bleeth as a stockbroker in New York, before jacking it in to join the Amish community. A briefly succesful music career in Japan followed before the sake got the better of him and he retired to an obscure part of the public sector in Ireland. He will be pleasantly astonished if anyone chooses to listen to him. He thinks he can spell really well. He feels bad about the rattlesnakes now.
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Captain Planet doesn't get a look in then, no?
well, it was only a top three. But, y'see, I judge my capatains on the efficiency with which thay reach their goals. Captain birdseye makes excellent Fish Fingers and looks suitably creepy around kids, Captain Morgan gets me handsomely rummed up, and cap'n Smack makes me laugh my bollocks off.
Captain Planet, fdespite his repeated insistence that he would,and definitely being something of a hero, did not 'take pollution down to zero.'
I got to stick an oar in for Captain Caveman here.
Captain Caaaaaavemaaaaaan! He was set free by the Teen Angels, you know.
What bout yer man from the Simpsons? The "aaarrrgh" one? He's a good un.
Also Captain America for 70's Dublin-style glamour.
You got blanked by Tony Fenton? How cool.
Gimme - I must confess to having been unfamiliar with Captain Caveman, so I checked him out on Youtube. He'll probably sneak into my top five. The Teen Angels will make it onto another special list of mine.
Sarah - yeah, guess he's pretty cool. I think he loses marks for his sheer ubiquity, as Captain Birdseye woulda done once upon a time. He's hip and underground now, though. Probably all the hanging out with kids that did it. Political correctness gone mad, as they say.
Andy, man, was that you I passed on the stares? Pop a doodle do! I'm such a ninnymuggins.
Tonester, dude, whatevs! Shit happenz when you partay nekkid, huh? We still cool? Bro's B4 ho's, yeh?
In danger of showing my age here.
Who is Smack?
Can I vote for Morgan three times?
Blazing, did you check out the link? I think he's something of a genius.
But yes, you may certainly vote for Morgan three times.
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