I've read one or two posts recently where people try and get to grips with the merits of Twitter. This one by narocroc pretty much expresses the same thoughts I have on the matter. I don't 'tweet', but if I did:
"Just heading to Tesco to buy some sliced pan"
Needy requests for advice:
"do I get smooth or crunchy peanut butter? help me fellow twitterers!!!"
"i'm thinking of going to morocco for my next holiday but my cousin says it's full of Arabs. Is this true?"
Too much information:
"There's corn in my turds again but I haven't eaten any for, like, a week now"
" I don't think any cream is going to get rid of this boil on my bum"
The cloyingly cheerful:
"OMG its not raining today!"
The mundane and cloyingly cheerful:
"Gerald Fleming says it's gonna hit minus 3 tomorrow. Woolly gloves for me then!!!"
The ill-advised honesty on a public forum:
"called in sick today and my tit of a boss totally bought it. another day of wanking for me..."
"ha, i'm totally plagiarising my way through this postgrad."
"i LOVe buRgerking cheeSBRGrs!%6"
The stating the bleeding obvious:
"New York is so much bigger than Wicklow"
"I just love women's arses"
"If the girl opposite me in the library would just bend over and tie her shoe I could totally see down her top."
"This is the fifth shoe shop i've followed her into, doesn't the bitch need any bras today?"