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- Born in 1457, Andrew spent his formative years hunting rattlesnakes on the banks of the Mississippi River. Tiring of this, he worked alongside Yasmine Bleeth as a stockbroker in New York, before jacking it in to join the Amish community. A briefly succesful music career in Japan followed before the sake got the better of him and he retired to an obscure part of the public sector in Ireland. He will be pleasantly astonished if anyone chooses to listen to him. He thinks he can spell really well. He feels bad about the rattlesnakes now.
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Andrew is ranked as the 27th best Baccarat player in the Portobello area.
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6 comment(s):
i'd give that a 2:1
That SuperValu "Nice Price" All Purpose Cleaner isn't up to much really is it?
I still make them! But now I'd say it's a 'mixed media montague.' Ahem.
COOOLL. Tres postmodern. I like the little boy.
Rosie - Yeah, always that step from perfection.
NaRocRoc - Nah, it really stung. "all purpose" me hole.
Meadow - A "mixed media montague"? Is that when Romeo tires of writing for the broadsheets and tries his hand at a little blogging?
You should scan some of yours and put 'em up as a post. All the kds are at it now.
Sarah - "Postmodern" - is that arstist speak for "shite"?
I still make those *red*
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