Well, you may have enjoyed her adventures in America, you may have suffered through her misadventures in love, you may enjoy her carefully constructed observations on all kinds of things in life. But the Google chat I've just had with everyone's favourite Welshie, Annie Rhiannon , as she lolled around Rosie's flat watching daytime TV exposes her as the true ditz that she is. And reveals far more about my secret rock n' roll past than you ever wished to know.
annie.rhiannon: have you ever played bass in a band?
that's an odd question!
annie.rhiannon: yeah I know
because I told my friend that I have a crush on a guy because who used to play bass in a band and she said...
"Oh for GOODNESS sake Annie, EVERY boy once played bass in a band, it is the easiest instrument in the world, even I have once played bass in a band. Go on, ask the next boy you see if he ever played bass in a band."
if I'd ever been in a band i would've played bass
or maybe tried to sing, but that would have had most unfortunate results
annie.rhiannon: I actually once played bass in a band myself
annie.rhiannon: come to think of it
yes, i blogged about it so it must be true
me: heh, what were you called?
"dynamite", embarrassingly I don;t remember the name of the other band
me: nice post
i had one with my sister when i was seven
i was fucking brilliant at playing the tennis racquet
me: our song was called 'Wet and Hot', because it had been a sunny day, but rained a bit
annie.rhiannon: haha that is hilarious you have to blog about it
I'm actually "lolling"
me: we couldn't understand why our mum didn't like us singing about being wet and hot
my brother was supposed to be the drummer
but he was three, and less interested in getting on top of the Pops than we were
me: My mum got very embarrassed when i ran running into my sister ( who was trying to take a pee at the time) and shouted "Wet and Hot just got into the top ten!!"
if it had gone straight in at number one that would've been unrealistic
now i am lolling my pants
me: it kinda ended there, i think
we tried to lay it down in the studio but i felt that the bass was really taking away from my vocals
annie.rhiannon: "Wet and Hot"
me: If i blog about it i'll probably just be really lazy and cut and paste this
with your consent, obviously
annie.rhiannon: of course
but are you going to put my HAHAHAHAs in?
probably not a good idea
me: Not as articulate as you'd like to come across?
annie.rhiannon: not exactly
me: Just cos you're all good and proper at blogging...
I'm never gonna win an award, join me in my quest for mediocrity
yeah, the HAHAHAs are going in
i'm blowing you out of the water, Rhiannon
annie.rhiannon: hee, I look forward to it
I'm hitting "refresh" impatiently