Sunday, September 14, 2008

Milky Muppet Memery

Determined to do this milky meme properly, Little Miss and I arrived at Darren and Lottie's place on Saturday evening armed with a camera and several forms of milk.

They don't have a bath so a shower had to suffice. It turned out to be more fun than I expected, with us all getting snap-happy and eager to see exactly how much could be done with milk in a shower. two wet t-shirts later (only from the males, sorry lads) we discovered quite a lot could be done.
Here's my blue steel pose.

Darren discovered the joy of combining milk and water for your shower.


It was thirsty work.

Little Miss was her usual classy-but-anonymous self.

Lottie is a little scared of milk.

And the natural way to finish off.

Late during the night Lottie had her email open. she is subscribed to my comments and told me that I'd just been spammed. I was a little surprised as I've never been spammed before. turned out I hadn't been, I just had a comment from a young lady called 'She Likes it Loud', alerting me to the fact that she had done her milk picture, sans clothes. I think Lottie assumed this was a link to a porn site, but no. Here are her results.

Then, today, feeling that I really ought to contribute one genuine bath picture, I twisted my bemused sister's arm to take a few more shots.

Expect results from the other three culprits soon. And if you haven't participated yet, get in the fecking bath/shower/bidet/whatever and do it.

Right, that's enough of that.

Annie will be quaking in her cowboy boots now.

15 comment(s):

Annie said...

Oh my god. I am mortified. I've never felt so outdone.

Fair fucks, I have to hand it to you guys.

Anonymous said...

And to think I did it at home alone and didn't spill any milk. That was obviously where I was going wrong.

Nice one.

She Likes It Loud said...

Hah! Love the milk-tini, and she's workin' that pink burqa! That first one of you is quite fetching sir! My apologies for the illusion of porn/spam. Sometimes my sense of humor is well, just a SENSE. Anyone else got pics?

Lottie said...

I am not afraid of milk - I just don't particularly like it.

Rosie said...

*shuffles off to cry into her bath of paint*

Andrew said...

Annie - I didn't want to overstate it but you might as well just give up now.

Billy - yup, I think it's best as a group activity. Worryingly, I want to keep going and produce more of them.

SLIL - i never thought it was spam or porn (well, i thought it might be porn from your description), that was the very delicate Lottie.

Lottie - yes you are.

Rosie - paint?! Do you tell 5 year-olds there's no Santa too?

Anonymous said...

Is this what I missed t'other night? Arse biscuits.

Can we do milk #2?

She Likes It Loud said...

I wouldn't have thought porn so much as "Silence of the Lambs", since I said I was only wearing skin. I never said whose skin it was =)

Anonymous said...

looks like fun

Green of Eye, Sharp of Claw said...

I hope no milk was harmed in the making of these pictures :P

Also i'm extremely jealous-i love your cat in the hat t-shirt!

Andrew said...

RPs and Mary - it was fun, i reckon there could be other milk-related nights. It could be a whole theme.

SLIL - that's disturbing

GOF - cheers, I love that t-shirt. i have the incompetence of Virgin Atlantic and a Tanzanian market to thank for my ownership of it, but that's another story altogether.

B said...

mines better

Andrew said...

B - prove it, Bucko.

Lottie said...

'@B - I am poorly disappointed. I went racing over to your site to see you in the buff..sorry bath and nada. Get to it!

B said...

it's there now