After being reminded of its genius the other day in a post by Anthony, I started scouring The Onion for more tasty satire. This one struck me as particularly good, maybe because I think it's only a smidgeon away from reality.
'No Values Voters' Looking To Support Most Evil Candidate
And fuck it, it fills up space and keeps this thing going while I'm still pretty much idealess. If only some other prick could write something horrible about Africa to get me all wound up.