Me: Hi doctor, I’ve just been having these stomach pains quite a bit lately and they’ve been worse the last couple of days.
Dr. O’Leary: I see. Tell me, do you masturbate much?
Me: Huh? Umm, well y’know…is that really relevant? The pains are only in my stomach, nowhere else.
Dr. O’Leary: If you could just answer the question honestly, please.
Me: OK, well, like, yeah, but I wouldn’t say a freakish amount or anything…
Dr. O’Leary: Fucking great, isn’t it?
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
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4 comment(s):
i think we might have the same GP.
Ha. That's classic.
sounds like a delightful encounter.
Peter Kay much?
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